Wednesday, September 27

A cook's best friend



Any dog who's even the slightest bit fussy will tell you that dog food, for the most part, tastes atrocious. Artificial flavouring, preservatives, and other mystery chemicals combine to leave an unwanted aftertaste on the tongue.



Increasingly dogs are demanding that their owners learn some rudimentary skills in the kitchen before they even consider stepping inside the home for meals. If you know what's good for you and your pet's jaded palate, you will enrol yourself in a dog food cookery class faster than it takes for Lindsay Lohan to break up with her newest boyfriend. It is all the rage in Seoul where the prevailing sentiment seems to be, "check it out, we cook for dogs now".



Nothing gets the salivary glands more excited than using the finest and freshest ingredients. If only humans found meat hor d'oeuvres to be so intensely mesmerising.



Some pets have a very paws-on approach and like to be closely involved in the preparation stage. However master chefs recommend against this because of the danger of having knives around animals - instead of chopping the vegetables you could end up giving them an unfortunate haircut.



Sitting down to a homecooked meal and engaging in civilised conversation sure beats digging into prepackaged slop while watching tv. This dog says "What an amazing degustation menu that was! A divine melange of flavours and mouth-melting textures that I couldn't rate more highly. My compliments to the sommelier for an excellent choice of wines too."

And if that isn't enough every now and then you can surprise your pet with a triple-decker version of their favourite dish. After subjecting them to your tawdry games of dress-up the least you can do is make them something nice to eat.



Next update: Friday 29 September

15 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Future Scenarios said...

You wouldn't have a link to this outstanding cooking school? :)

 
At 4:55 PM, Blogger Sing said...

So lovable!
Nice to meet u.
I'm from Shanghai.

 
At 5:11 PM, Anonymous shula said...

Now, if they could just work out how to export it to all the starving puppies in Africa.....

Loved it, as always.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Unfortunately I can't find a link to an actual news story - just a pic and a caption.

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Chief-Ten-Bears said...

If 'you are what you eat' is indeed true, then Alaskan bears will find these dogs downright delicious.

Check out this story about a bear dining on a family's miniature Chihuahua, http://www.alaskastar.com/stories/092806/new_20060928001.shtml

 
At 6:33 AM, Anonymous chinasourcingpro said...

Hilarious - reminds me of my parents coddling their yorkie. Good to see Americans aren't the only ones who've gone pet crazy :)

 
At 5:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi, I`m from Germany and I wonder me what about telling you?
But, it`s interesting to read!
see you later
torsten
Hotel Rothenburger Hof Dresden

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger modomains said...

Before I got my pom-a-poo, I would have thought these people were nuts. But my puppy is the most adorable thing in the world!

Do you get to the states? I have one spirit finger...just got married and wearing my engagement ring. I have an imitation of Britney Spears' Celebrity Engagement Ring
Anyway, back to read more of your blog! :)

 
At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nowadays people prefer animals/pets to friends. This world is becoming a lonely place. These are all lonely people who have no friends, so they pamper their pets, play with them.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Anton said...

So cute....

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At 2:19 AM, Blogger diana said...

Great story as always.You sure have flair for story telling. I for one would certainly like to enrol myself at the school. This is Diana from Israeli Uncensored News

 
At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Trenddogs said...

Cuuuute!! We also love dogs :-)

 
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Really loveable dogs! I like them bigger, but that ones cute!

 
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