Friday, September 22

New to the neighbourhood

How to tell if your neighbours are not from around these parts

They potter about the house swathed in nothing but an auto racing flag

They refuse to attend your welcome barbecue because it is a waste of perfectly good tin foil

Most of their tiling work occurs outside of the bathroom and the kitchen

Taking out the garbage is a highly covert reconnaissance mission

Instead of ringing the doorbell like everyone else, they swoop in through the window when they want to borrow a cup of sugar

They give you a blank look whenever you greet them on the street and mouth some pleasantries about the weather

Next update: Monday 24 September


At 10:52 PM, Blogger Dafina Girl said...

that's freaking weird.

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At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Dr. Limousine said...

Excellent, it's really a pleasure arriving at work Monday morning and find out you have posted something new.


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