New to the neighbourhood

How to tell if your neighbours are not from around these parts

They potter about the house swathed in nothing but an auto racing flag


They refuse to attend your welcome barbecue because it is a waste of perfectly good tin foil


Most of their tiling work occurs outside of the bathroom and the kitchen


Taking out the garbage is a highly covert reconnaissance mission


Instead of ringing the doorbell like everyone else, they swoop in through the window when they want to borrow a cup of sugar


They give you a blank look whenever you greet them on the street and mouth some pleasantries about the weather


Next update: Monday 24 September