California here I come

There's a scion of Scientology about to be born any minute now so you can't expect me just to sit here twiddling my thumbs. That's right, I'll be spending the next week and a half in California, lapping up what excitements Los Angeles has to offer. To be sure, there is much to be seen and there are also several plates of fried chicken and syrupy waffles bearing my name on them. How can I bring this technology back to Hong Kong?

I hear that there are some very skilled and economical plastic surgeons out there too, so don't be surprised if I come back looking a little different.



There will also be some time for a sojourn in San Francisco, a city that comes recommended by many of its visitors for its fine sights and dining. On occasion, they do fashion as well.



I'll be back on April 26th so mark your calendars. In the meantime swoop upon the nearest person, sway your hips against theirs sensuously from side to side and dip them back dramatically, all without getting anyone pregnant.